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İnsan neyle yaşar sorusunun cevabıydı “kadın”.
Babama desem ki, “‘Baba, sen bana adam olamazsın derdin ama bak ben Superman oldum”, kuvvetle muhtemel bana diyeceği şey, “Sigortası var mı?” olur.
Usulca uzandım, çünkü “Beni öper misin?” diye soran kadın, yarın “Beni niye aramıyorsun?” diye trip atacak kadın olacaktı.
Tahmini zorlukları atlatmıştım, ama şimdi daha zorlu bir sınav beni bekliyordu. Sevgili olmadığınızı karşınızdakine nasıl anlatırsınız sınavı.
Derken aşık olur adamımız… ama niye? Ama kime? Ama nasıl?
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Blog için ''Saçma sapan ama acayip eğlenceliydi''yi ifade eden ayrı bir yıldız yapmam lazım sanırım çünkü bu kitaba ondan lazım. Kahramanımız Hüsnü kadın diyor, börek diyor, bol bol da küfür ediyor. Nitekim aşık olunca liseli kız çocuğuna dönüyor.
Dizüstü edebiyatın varlığından bile haberim yoktu benim ama iyi ki oldu. Gece yatakta okurken başladı benim kahkahalar, ev sakinlerini, daha doğrusu teyzem sadece, ''n'oooluyo buna?'' odama koşturdu. Motorda, otobüste de dayanamayıp kahkahayı patlatarak milletin ''deli bu kız'' bakışlarına aldırmadan katıla katıla güldüm. ''Ben kopuyorum siz orda öylece somurtuyorsunuz, derdinize yanın!'' bile dedim içimden.
Bazı kısımlar biraz When Harry Met Sally'yi andırsa da, Harry veya Sally bu kitabı okuyacak olsalar ''biz de amma bayıkmışız ya!'' derler herhalde.
Sevdiğim kısımları paylaşmayı düşündüm önce ama ben kitabı okumadan o kısımları benimle paylaşmış olsalardı çok sinirlenirdim. O yüzden sadece bir tane paylaşıyorum çıtır çerez niyetine: ''Misafirlikte sıçıp da sifonu çekince bir türlü gitmek bilmeyen bok gibidir eski sevgili.''
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I believe I'll have to make "it was silly, but a lot fun" stars for the blog 'cos this book fits just that. Our hero, Husnu, like women, he likes flaky Turkish pastries and he curses a lot. A LOT. But when he falls in love, he turns into a high school girl.
I hadn't even heard of "lap top" literature before, but I'm glad I finally did. When I was reading in bed in the middle of the night, this book made my aunt rush into my room with a "what the hell's going on with this girl?" look in her face 'cos I was laughing to hard and so loud. On the boat, on the bus, I kept cracking up as I read and got a lot of nuh-uh stares from other people. Yet, I just silently said to myself, "I'm laughing, and you're sitting there sulking, so the joke's on you!"
Some parts of the book were very When-Harry-Met-Sally-esque, but I'm sure if Harry or Sally read this, they'd say, "I can't believe how boring we were."
I thought of sharing some of my favorite parts, but if someone shared them with me before I read the book, I'd be very pissed. Therefore, I'm giving you only one: "ex girlfriends/boyfriends are like the poop that doesn't go away no matter how much you flush when you're a guest at someone's house."
Çok eğlenceli bir yazı olmuş. Bu kitabı hep görürdüm. Şimdi okumak da istiyorum. Eski sevgili benzetmesi çok güzel: Unflushable :))
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